I know summer may seem like nothing but a distant memory to many of you, but I still have remnants of that summer spirit on my hard drive . . . and by ‘summer spirit’ I mean the movies I watched on VHS while I was baking away in Cyprus.
What better way to spend long Mediterranean nights than sat in front of a ten year old 4:3 screen watching whatever gems have been left there by the owners??
- The Patriot (of the Seagal variety)
- Crimson Tide
- Delta Force 2
- Universal Soldier: The Return
- Under Siege 2
A cineaste’s wet-dream, I’m sure you’ll agree.
Seeing said stacks of VHS tapes, I set myself a trashy action movie criteria in order to see what I was missing on ITV4 a couple of nights a week.
Anyway, I got around to watching the above films; thoroughly enjoying some and utterly despising others.
I’ll leave you to guess which ones are which . . .